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20+ Best Billy Connolly Quotes, Sayings & Quotations

Read and Share Famous Billy Connolly Quotes, Sayings, Quotations, Slogans etc. Enjoy These Billy Connolly Quotes By Sharing With Your Friends, Relatives and Love One’s On Facebook, Whatsapp, Twitter, Gmail, etc. William “Billy” Connolly, CBE is a Scottish comedian, musician, presenter and actor. He is sometimes known, especially in his native Scotland, by the nickname “The Big Yin”.

Famous Billy Connolly Quotes

“I loved Japan. I used to read a lot about it when I was a child. And I always wanted to go. And it was delightful. I absolutely loved it. What a smashing place.”

“I think my securities far outweigh my insecurities. I am not nearly as afraid of myself and my imagination as I used to be.”

“I’m a citizen of the world. I like it that way. The world’s a wonderful. I just think that some people are pretty badly represented. But when you speak to the people themselves they’re delightful. They all want so little.”

“It seems to me that Islam and Christianity and Judaism all have the same god, and he’s telling them all different things.”

“I’ve always wanted to go to Switzerland to see what the army does with those wee red knives.”

“Marriage is a wonderful invention: then again, so is a bicycle repair kit.”

“My definition of an intellectual is someone who can listen to the William Tell Overture without thinking of the Lone Ranger.”

“My parents used to take me to the pet department and tell me it was a zoo.”

“Never trust a man, who when left alone with a tea cosey… Doesn’t try it on.”

“The great thing about Glasgow is that if there’s a nuclear attack it’ll look exactly the same afterwards.”

Great Billy Connolly Quotes

“If Jesus was a Jew, how come he has a Mexican first name?”


“Ally MacLeod thinks that tactics are a new kind of mint.”

“Fame is being asked to sign your autograph on the back of a cigarette packet.”

“I don’t believe in angels and I have trouble with the whole God thing. I don’t want to say I don’t believe in God, but I don’t think I do. But I believe in people who do.”

“I don’t believe in angels, no. But I do have a wee parking angel. It’s on my dashboard and you wind it up. The wings flap and it’s supposed to give you a parking space. It’s worked so far.”

“I don’t have wild dogs chasing people with scripts away from my door. I get my share. I’ve done okay. But I usually do independent stuff because that’s mostly what I’m offered.”

“I don’t know why I should have to learn Algebra… I’m never likely to go there.”

“I have been made redundant before and it is a terrible blow; redundant is a rotten word because it makes you think you are useless.”

“I love Los Angeles. It reinvents itself every two days.”

“The only time I would like to see was the 20s and 30s in America because I love the music and the style and the optimism, I wanted to see New York being built. I wanted to see all that, you know.”

“There are two seasons in Scotland: June and Winter.”

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