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20 Famous Chris Rock Quotes, Sayings & Quotations

Explore and Share Popular Chris Rock Quotes, Sayings, Quotations, Slogans etc. Enjoy These Chris Rock Quotes By Sharing With Your Friends, Relatives and Love One’s On Facebook, Whatsapp, Twitter, Gmail, etc. Christopher Julius Rock III is an American comedian, actor, writer, producer, and director. After working as a standup comic and appearing in small film roles, Rock came to wider prominence as a cast member of Saturday Night Live in the early 1990s.

Motivating Chris Rock Quotes

“George Bush hates midgets.”

“Gun control? We need bullet control! I think every bullet should cost 5,000 dollars. Because if a bullet cost five thousand dollar, we wouldn’t have any innocent bystanders.”

“I don’t get high, but sometimes I wish I did. That way, when I messed up in life I would have an excuse. But right now there’s no rehab for stupidity.”

“I live in a neighborhood so bad that you can get shot while getting shot.”

“If a woman tells you she’s twenty and looks sixteen, she’s twelve. If she tells you she’s twenty-six and looks twenty-six, she’s damn near fourty.”

“I’m in show business… I want to hang out with Janet Jackson, not Jesse Jackson.”

“Right now, my job is that I’m like an ambulance chaser. I’ve got to look for movies with white guys falling out of them.”

“School shootings were invented by blacks… and stolen by the white man.”


“There are only three things women need in life: food, water, and compliments.”

“A man is only as faithful as his options.”

Remarkable Chris Rock Quotes

“A white boy that makes C’s in college can make it to the White House.”

“Black people dominate sports in the United States. 20% of the population and 90% of the final four.”

“Charlie Brown is the one person I identify with. C.B. is such a loser. He wasn’t even the star of his own Halloween special.”

“Every town has the same two malls: the one white people go to and the one white people used to go to.”

“Everyone has favorite criminals. Mine are pimps. We can all rob a bank; we can all sell drugs. Being a pimp is a whole other thing.”

“Gay people got a right to be as miserable as everybody else.”

“Welcome to the 77th and last Oscars.”

“Who’s judging American Idol? Paula Abdul? Paula Abdul judging a singing contest is like Christopher Reeve judging a dance contest!”

“Yeah, I love being famous. It’s almost like being white, y’know?”

“You don’t pay taxes – they take taxes.”

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