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Famous Nonsense Quotes

There is nothing more uncommon than common sense. – Frank Lloyd Wright

Forgive me my nonsense, as I also forgive the nonsense of those that think they talk sense. – Robert Frost

Heroism on command, senseless violence, and all the loathsome nonsense that goes by the name of patriotism – how passionately I hate them! – Albert Einstein

You should not have taken advantage of my sensibility to steal into my affections without my consent. – Alexander Hamilton

Usually the nonsense liberals spout is kind of cute, but in wartime their instinctive idiocy is life-threatening. – Ann Coulter

A sense is what has the power of receiving into itself the sensible forms of things without the matter, in the way in which a piece of wax takes on the impress of a signet-ring without the iron or gold. – Aristotle

Nine-tenths of the existing books are nonsense and the clever books are the refutation of that nonsense. – Benjamin Disraeli

Buddhas don’t practice nonsense. – Bodhidharma

Can a mortal ask questions which God finds unanswerable? Quite easily, I should think. All nonsense questions are unanswerable. – C. S. Lewis

The pendulum of the mind alternates between sense and nonsense, not between right and wrong. – Carl Jung

Skeptical scrutiny is the means, in both science and religion, by which deep thoughts can be winnowed from deep nonsense. – Carl Sagan

Great Nonsense Quotes

I have known a vast quantity of nonsense talked about bad men not looking you in the face. Don’t trust that conventional idea. Dishonesty will stare honesty out of countenance any day in the week, if there is anything to be got by it. – Charles Dickens

I like nonsense, it wakes up the brain cells. Fantasy is a necessary ingredient in living, it’s a way of looking at life through the wrong end of a telescope. Which is what I do, and that enables you to laugh at life’s realities. – Dr. Seuss

A good farmer is nothing more nor less than a handy man with a sense of humus. – E. B. White

The only sense that is common in the long run, is the sense of change and we all instinctively avoid it. – E. B. White

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Unless you love someone, nothing else makes any sense. – E. E. Cummings

There is no subject on which more dangerous nonsense is talked and thought than marriage. – George Bernard Shaw

Quarrel? Nonsense; we have not quarreled. If one is not to get into a rage sometimes, what is the good of being friends? – George Eliot

There is more of good nature than of good sense at the bottom of most marriages. – Henry David Thoreau

I don’t try to intimidate anybody before a fight. That’s nonsense. I intimidate people by hitting them. – Mike Tyson

Funny Nonsense Quotes

Nothing can be more absurd than the practice that prevails in our country of men and women not following the same pursuits with all their strengths and with one mind, for thus, the state instead of being whole is reduced to half. – Plato

Many of us saw religion as harmless nonsense. Beliefs might lack all supporting evidence but, we thought, if people needed a crutch for consolation, where’s the harm? September 11th changed all that. – Richard Dawkins

Movies are movies, and I don’t think any of them are going to hurt the moral fiber of America and all that nonsense. – Richard Pryor

Justifying conscription to promote the cause of liberty is one of the most bizarre notions ever conceived by man! Forced servitude, with the risk of death and serious injury as a price to live free, makes no sense. – Ron Paul

Government is like a baby. An alimentary canal with a big appetite at one end and no sense of responsibility at the other. – Ronald Reagan

There is no such thing as perpetual tranquillity of mind while we live here; because life itself is but motion, and can never be without desire, nor without fear, no more than without sense. – Thomas Hobbes

The evolution of sense is, in a sense, the evolution of nonsense. – Vladimir Nabokov

The most dangerous leadership myth is that leaders are born-that there is a genetic factor to leadership. This myth asserts that people simply either have certain charismatic qualities or not. That’s nonsense; in fact, the opposite is true. Leaders are made rather than born. – Warren G. Bennis

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