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40+ Popular Bill Watterson Quotes, Sayings & Quotations

Explore and Share Popular Bill Watterson Quotes, Sayings, Quotations, Slogans etc. Enjoy These Bill Watterson Quotes By Sharing With Your Friends, Relatives and Love One’s On Facebook, Whatsapp, Twitter, Gmail, etc. William Boyd “Bill” Watterson II is an American cartoonist and the author of the comic strip Calvin and Hobbes, which was syndicated from 1985 to 1995.

Great Bill Watterson Quotes

“Talking with you is sort of the conversational equivalent of an out of body experience.”

“That’s the whole problem with science. You’ve got a bunch of empiricists trying to describe things of unimaginable wonder.”

“The problem with the future is that it keeps turning into the present.”

“The purpose of writing is to inflate weak ideas, obscure pure reasoning, and inhibit clarity. With a little practice, writing can be an intimidating and impenetrable fog!”

“The surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that it has never tried to contact us.”

“The world of a comic strip ought to be a special place with its own logic and life… I don’t want the issue of Hobbes’s reality settled by a doll manufacturer.”

“There is not enough time to do all the nothing we want to do.”

“Things are never quite as scary when you’ve got a best friend.”

“We all have different desires and needs, but if we don’t discover what we want from ourselves and what we stand for, we will live passively and unfulfilled.”

“We don’t devote enough scientific research to finding a cure for jerks.”

“Weekends don’t count unless you spend them doing something completely pointless.”

“If your knees aren’t green by the end of the day, you ought to seriously re-examine your life.”

Mind Blowing Bill Watterson Quotes

“I’m not dumb. I just have a command of thoroughly useless information.”

“It seems like once people grow up, they have no idea what’s cool.”

“It’s not denial. I’m just selective about the reality I accept.”

“It’s surprising how hard we’ll work when the work is done just for ourselves.”

“I’ve got to start listening to those quiet, nagging doubts.”

“Know what’s weird? Day by day, nothing seems to change. But pretty soon, everything’s different.”

“Letting your mind play is the best way to solve problems.”

“Nothing helps a bad mood like spreading it around.”

“Often it takes some calamity to make us live in the present. Then suddenly we wake up and see all the mistakes we have made.”


“Reality continues to ruin my life.”

“Shutting off the thought process is not rejuvenating; the mind is like a car battery – it recharges by running.”

“So, what’s it like in the real world? Well, the food is better, but beyond that, I don’t recommend it.”

“Sometimes I think the surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that none of it has tried to contact us.”

“Mothers are the necessity of invention.”

“A real job is a job you hate.”

“From now on, I’ll connect the dots my own way.”

Popular Bill Watterson Quotes

“Genius is never understood in its own time.”

“Getting an inch of snow is like winning 10 cents in the lottery.”

“God put me on this earth to accomplish a certain number of things. Right now I am so far behind that I will never die.”

“Heck, what’s a little extortion among friends?”

“I find my life is a lot easier the lower I keep everyone’s expectations.”

“I know the world isn’t fair, but why isn’t it ever unfair in my favour?”

“I liked things better when I didn’t understand them.”

“I think we dream so we don’t have to be apart so long. If we’re in each other’s dreams, we can play together all night.”

“I thought my life would seem more interesting with a musical score and a laugh track.”

“I won’t eat any cereal that doesn’t turn the milk purple.”

“If people sat outside and looked at the stars each night, I’ll bet they’d live a lot differently.”

“If you can’t control your peanut butter, you can’t expect to control your life.”

“Sometimes when I’m talking, my words can’t keep up with my thoughts. I wonder why we think faster than we speak. Probably so we can think twice.”

“When birds burp, it must taste like bugs.”

“Why waste time learning, when ignorance is instantaneous?”

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